planking [2011]

as the result of a specific set of circumstances     a lion
unhinged its jaw to accommodate the rigid body of
a famous Hollywood actress     (the spotlight had been
focused)     (the broadcast cameras were rolling)

   

  and as the actress was devoured     and the flashbulbs went
  off     the lion experienced a startling metamorphosis
                                   it sprawled out flat on the floor of the soundstage
  assumed the actress's rigidity     and became
  peaceful

            suddenly     all across the world     millions of television viewers 

            dropped their firearms and began planking