Monday, August 31, 2015
Sunday, August 30, 2015
Occupy Sonnets, 21-25 [2011]
contests
the Civil Rights Movement taught us peter out
though we recognize that every voice is equal
a lack) these degrading contests must be stopped
there are many new motivating forces
the mass media were counting reservations
a binary vote is not) like consensus
in defense of the market capitalists
(this is democratic process in costume)
destroyed the people's property suffering
too many pundits at the essence of it
a clear winner is invisible (crying
witnessing the predictably brutal response
the message) we disseminated nothing
never forget that thin arms once crossed in an "x"
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
though we recognize that every voice is equal
a lack) these degrading contests must be stopped
there are many new motivating forces
the mass media were counting reservations
a binary vote is not) like consensus
(this is democratic process in costume)
destroyed the people's property suffering
too many pundits at the essence of it
a clear winner is invisible (crying
witnessing the predictably brutal response
never forget that thin arms once crossed in an "x"
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
theocrats
future silence cannot be a priority
religious men) all of us regular folks
"O" and I just discovered the pulpit
crowd members show approval by raising their hands
facilitators run the meetings chanting
the crowd repeats everything every speaker says
theocrats) many of them holding babies
we learned from it the infamous protest signs
some of these are truly beautiful (icons
Occupy Dewey Square is a sacred space
every movement for social change has included
God they need to go back to what they first were
the leadership marks a calendar of events
it's becoming rapidly apparent (prayer
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
thorns
over dinner I was going to foreclose
the election reform proposed ignores caution
anybody) seduced by grey distractions
I'll travel for part-time work (thorns in my side
I've moved four times since then corporate piercings
there were grandmothers there and illiterates
then the market tanked my cell phone stopped ringing
I survived winter with only a space heater
isn't it about time that we (lamenters
send work the time for reform is tomorrow
yelling at the goddamned computer screen scream
I've been waiting for the Occupy movement
that's my life I am the 99%
your help will be very much appreciated
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
horses
it seems to us that you have taken ENOUGH
still support is growing for the idea
there are 109 ways to help Occupy
way to move) they call it the Robin Hood tax
the largest banks discourage them from risky moves
they have been hobbled they are unable to run
and now it is winter we are occupied
with giving) the story from last December
greed has destroyed the cord fabric of unity
the result is a quiet creep (new charges
they didn't have to change their greedy actions
stunted growth they stood in pools of their own piss
ridiculous movements seemed apart (release
police to ride away on hope-scarred horses
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
horns
this is not a social service no-nonsense
spiritual solidarity with mad folks
across the busy street car horns are blaring
there must be equity in winning sacrifice
for most people) mortgages are bundled death
REMEMBER BEING UNIMPRESSED at all costs
Occupy is no longer in Grand Circus Park
because of police forces (quick marching bands
(the doorway to industry fraud has opened wide)
the problem has evolved later and later
there is a direct connection between us
it is time for us to manifest our hearing
this is not plenty the gourds may never spill
if it all came tumbling down now (amendment
religious men) all of us regular folks
"O" and I just discovered the pulpit
crowd members show approval by raising their hands
facilitators run the meetings chanting
the crowd repeats everything every speaker says
we learned from it the infamous protest signs
some of these are truly beautiful (icons
Occupy Dewey Square is a sacred space
every movement for social change has included
God they need to go back to what they first were
it's becoming rapidly apparent (prayer
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
thorns
the election reform proposed ignores caution
anybody) seduced by grey distractions
I'll travel for part-time work (thorns in my side
I've moved four times since then corporate piercings
there were grandmothers there and illiterates
I survived winter with only a space heater
isn't it about time that we (lamenters
send work the time for reform is tomorrow
yelling at the goddamned computer screen scream
I've been waiting for the Occupy movement
your help will be very much appreciated
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
horses
still support is growing for the idea
there are 109 ways to help Occupy
way to move) they call it the Robin Hood tax
the largest banks discourage them from risky moves
they have been hobbled they are unable to run
with giving) the story from last December
greed has destroyed the cord fabric of unity
the result is a quiet creep (new charges
they didn't have to change their greedy actions
stunted growth they stood in pools of their own piss
police to ride away on hope-scarred horses
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
horns
spiritual solidarity with mad folks
across the busy street car horns are blaring
there must be equity in winning sacrifice
for most people) mortgages are bundled death
REMEMBER BEING UNIMPRESSED at all costs
because of police forces (quick marching bands
(the doorway to industry fraud has opened wide)
the problem has evolved later and later
there is a direct connection between us
it is time for us to manifest our hearing
if it all came tumbling down now (amendment
Saturday, August 29, 2015
the tout [2012]
poring through scatterings of simulcasts
boasts away taxis and local travelers
the potential for cozy emporiums
masters a past an advertised cattle
and smoking is accommodating bedrolls
older strolling through anagram
we assemble now an impression of parts
made up enacting a correspondence
with all our snackers in their holds
passengers standing on hotel tracks
wrangler answer a question posed
“why must poker part this ensemble?”
it is a scam a combined disposal
of managers
noble masters
and an affect
Friday, August 28, 2015
shipping [2011]
TO:
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
xx Fort Square
Gloucester, MA 01930
to down an eye and another
(this is a prescribed vision pooling)
swimming stroking viscous time
clocking waves of blue-black thread upon
concrete a sextant drowned
activating the saltwater watch
within back to blue the wet neck (a net)
and craning to sea it was once a place to sweat
docks still stacked with
and
is too much knowledge
upon a fisherman's bench or this
so to be delivered
TO:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxx North Beacon Court
Canton, MI 48187
through a pane and a pane a blur down
eying an inconsistent eye
is traveling a time or now in transit
(a rapt package it is not)
looked to drown delivery a taste of salt
officially received blue wet and frayed
paired with hooked cod a sweater
not cloth not stacked upon it is a 5-inch forearm scar
tomorrow or a mother in
and
is asleep in the mud room
in a quiet scratch of breath or this
an itinerant arrival
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx West Paseo Del Mar
San Pedro, CA 90731
appropriated by forever home (the third)
an eye crushed landscape salted and seasoned
strewn with commercial cardboard
time downed nautical icons
long strands of blue-black thread
and archaic crystalline frames
where it is now a conversation it wore size 13 galoshes
then was neglectful of
and
withstood a storm of fish
unwrapping the wound itself or this
a shipping renovation
TO:
⎡ ⎤
⎣ ⎦
TO:
⎡ ⎤
⎣ ⎦
TO:
⎡ ⎤
⎣ ⎦
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Gloucester, MA 01930
(this is a prescribed vision pooling)
swimming stroking viscous time
clocking waves of blue-black thread upon
concrete a sextant drowned
activating the saltwater watch
within back to blue the wet neck (a net)
and craning to sea it was once a place to sweat
docks still stacked with
and
is too much knowledge
upon a fisherman's bench or this
xxxx North Beacon Court
Canton, MI 48187
eying an inconsistent eye
is traveling a time or now in transit
(a rapt package it is not)
looked to drown delivery a taste of salt
officially received blue wet and frayed
paired with hooked cod a sweater
not cloth not stacked upon it is a 5-inch forearm scar
tomorrow or a mother in
and
is asleep in the mud room
in a quiet scratch of breath or this
TO:
xxx West Paseo Del Mar
San Pedro, CA 90731
an eye crushed landscape salted and seasoned
strewn with commercial cardboard
time downed nautical icons
long strands of blue-black thread
and archaic crystalline frames
where it is now a conversation it wore size 13 galoshes
then was neglectful of
and
withstood a storm of fish
unwrapping the wound itself or this
TO:
TO:
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
smolder (for F. G. S.) [2009]
outside an antiquated, tattered screen
and the twist of Harwell's incantations
night roses have risen, along lattice
to silhouette his disfeatured smolder
they are a memorial manifest
and a carefully cultivated shroud
(…)
and the twist of Harwell's incantations
night roses have risen, along lattice
to silhouette his disfeatured smolder
and a carefully cultivated shroud
(…)
and the grieving gardener's hands were not scarred
by thorns
by thorns
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
from this sea [2010]
an antediluvian universe beauty is not
dangling before new daylight
well-traveled and weather-beaten
netted this morning
a seasoned box
three scrawled names faded upon its side planks
afloat in the shallows
horizon-haloed
compares to the least likely vessels
ones with the planks of twos
while
in the same harbor out aboard the tallest ship
precious coordinates
being scratches in a nautical log
have been wiped away
a season's mathematical waste
by sweeping black-wave minuses
carried back to this coast to tattered toe
a knowledge where the sand line is eternal
and beauty is now not
as the clicking and flapping ones approach
discorporate nails feign a scrape of the bulging box hull
they of a brought forth residual consciousness
themes saturated by decades of silent cycle drowning
and an untied burlap sack
once thrown weighted from the aft
drifts deteriorating free an ironic presentation of this sea
turning
in the evolving morning light
which is quite enough to see by no confusion
even the ghosts and their ancient line are well illuminated
I realize
the path to the old boathouse has been surrendered of the reeds
and prehistoric creatures have come to land behind me
dangling before new daylight
well-traveled and weather-beaten
netted this morning
three scrawled names faded upon its side planks
afloat in the shallows
horizon-haloed
compares to the least likely vessels
ones with the planks of twos
while
in the same harbor out aboard the tallest ship
precious coordinates
being scratches in a nautical log
have been wiped away
a season's mathematical waste
by sweeping black-wave minuses
carried back to this coast to tattered toe
a knowledge where the sand line is eternal
and beauty is now not
discorporate nails feign a scrape of the bulging box hull
they of a brought forth residual consciousness
themes saturated by decades of silent cycle drowning
and an untied burlap sack
once thrown weighted from the aft
drifts deteriorating free an ironic presentation of this sea
in the evolving morning light
which is quite enough to see by no confusion
even the ghosts and their ancient line are well illuminated
I realize
the path to the old boathouse has been surrendered of the reeds
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Occupy Sonnets, 16-20 [2011]
trances
someone is gratified) who has so much less
how to critique capitalism in such a
dialogue underground the freeway is numb
trances) in situations where aggression
seems a bit perverse assets and the shrinking
self-interested (aspects of our nature
SHOW ME WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE (we see
for all the trappings of the formal comfort
(though there can be competition between these blocs)
the inhuman and antidemocratic
critics now compare (police forces) to cancer
and those who resist) sometimes win victories
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE (a blank
accelerating extinction of the species
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
how to critique capitalism in such a
dialogue underground the freeway is numb
trances) in situations where aggression
seems a bit perverse assets and the shrinking
self-interested (aspects of our nature
for all the trappings of the formal comfort
(though there can be competition between these blocs)
the inhuman and antidemocratic
critics now compare (police forces) to cancer
and those who resist) sometimes win victories
accelerating extinction of the species
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
nectars
law (and injustice as we know it today
they're not your ideas anyway (at work
a person is defined as a legal fiction
without medical treatment decent shelter
I indicated I just love Occupy
(you can see cops looking around for cameras)
some things deserve an emphatic fucking response
our families slept on cash stuffed mattresses
my sister walked up to the teller (nectars
chemicals poured into a Gatorade bottle
MIC CHECK (effective straight away) MIC CHECK ASSHOLES
we didn't hear it that way forced eviction
we were watching (live stream from Berkeley last night
two arrested outside of Cafe Ambrosia
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
toasters
from the balcony down the sidewalks we passed
I remember being influenced by greed
in order to reverse Citizens United
privilege) reported a lone dissenter
even though we hate them the time is not now
let's give them a free shower
liberty) the financial sector is soaked
the toasters laughed spilling champagne on our heads
(we are making the same unanimous demand)
calm eliminate the rights of "personhood"
for corporations we believe in fairness
a constitutional fix influencing
remember this tense moment take this slogan
the crisis is capitalism and we drink
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
crotches
call Obama's campaign HQ (above ground
everyone wants to express their right to free speech
the financial sector is a parasite
too big to fail is (leaving) too big to allow
anything erodes the right (the foundation
they built a village in three days keep sniffing
this is the cornerstone of our democracy
beneath the laps of the rich are their crotches
there are 27 ways to help Occupy
best chance of an actual human) talking
time about the size of a pocket bible
we are 99%) script idea
this is not football he was kicked in the balls
we plan to hit the streets wearing protective gear
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
chasers
closed the J.P. Morgan Chase account (today
someone is gratified they need a defeat
(loan sharks ate the associated terrorists)
in a race for campaign funds from billionaires
to the hedge fund lonely is a percentile
the president relies on these contributions
as some alcohols go down better with chasers
this will represent a marked difference (blackout
especially among the wealthy dropping
a tacit admission) dominant donors
the Republican nomination is the key
they're not people marked values and ideals
bankers got poor and thinner in this country
for the first time ever (I am not a loan
they're not your ideas anyway (at work
a person is defined as a legal fiction
without medical treatment decent shelter
I indicated I just love Occupy
(you can see cops looking around for cameras)
our families slept on cash stuffed mattresses
my sister walked up to the teller (nectars
chemicals poured into a Gatorade bottle
MIC CHECK (effective straight away) MIC CHECK ASSHOLES
we didn't hear it that way forced eviction
two arrested outside of Cafe Ambrosia
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
toasters
I remember being influenced by greed
in order to reverse Citizens United
privilege) reported a lone dissenter
even though we hate them the time is not now
let's give them a free shower
the toasters laughed spilling champagne on our heads
(we are making the same unanimous demand)
calm eliminate the rights of "personhood"
for corporations we believe in fairness
a constitutional fix influencing
the crisis is capitalism and we drink
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
crotches
everyone wants to express their right to free speech
the financial sector is a parasite
too big to fail is (leaving) too big to allow
anything erodes the right (the foundation
they built a village in three days keep sniffing
beneath the laps of the rich are their crotches
there are 27 ways to help Occupy
best chance of an actual human) talking
time about the size of a pocket bible
we are 99%) script idea
we plan to hit the streets wearing protective gear
❊ ❊ ❊ ❊ ❊
chasers
someone is gratified they need a defeat
(loan sharks ate the associated terrorists)
in a race for campaign funds from billionaires
to the hedge fund lonely is a percentile
the president relies on these contributions
this will represent a marked difference (blackout
especially among the wealthy dropping
a tacit admission) dominant donors
the Republican nomination is the key
they're not people marked values and ideals
for the first time ever (I am not a loan
Saturday, August 22, 2015
I don't lose. Period. (the only child of purpose) [2011]
Being convicted of roses for fame is totally ridiculous.
Losing isn't living in the constitution of a game.
I don't feel like Satanic neons can know the most famous witnesses.
When I got sick and rushed to be obsessed with her, how I did...
She saw a bed scene with the bell.
Still in her time, she bedecked this innocent young man.
No matter what, I thought that she drew a better reality in Los Angeles.
The intercom wasn't working, so she came downstairs to answer
the only child of purpose.
"I was sleek, svelte and became a black robe, twitching in search of
a meal of lies."
He grew up in the streets, flashing like glossy publicity photos.
He confessed immediately to Tucson.
He turned into an hour.
He mailed an alley and beautiful passersby to her.
He drew a peace sign and a former Air Force officer.
He couldn't have carried calm too far.
He couldn't envision his room with her, so he struck her out.
(He built a young man running around in the magnitude of
a seven sibling skyline.)
In court, he was a goddess for attempting to trigger Tucson.
Witnesses saw her brother.
She heedlessly stayed a credible threat, with the cover of
"severe emotional damages".
"I got sick and -- after two bloodcurdling screams -- basically ignored the clock."
No-one saw a non-jury courtroom.
For as little as an obsession with the trigger, the authorities found none.
...someone would never live to constitute the bell again.
Still in her time, I confessed immediately to the body clad in Television.
Satanic neons?
The intercom wasn't working, so she died.
Losing isn't living in the constitution of a game.
I don't feel like Satanic neons can know the most famous witnesses.
When I got sick and rushed to be obsessed with her, how I did...
Still in her time, she bedecked this innocent young man.
No matter what, I thought that she drew a better reality in Los Angeles.
The intercom wasn't working, so she came downstairs to answer
the only child of purpose.
a meal of lies."
He confessed immediately to Tucson.
He turned into an hour.
He mailed an alley and beautiful passersby to her.
He drew a peace sign and a former Air Force officer.
He couldn't have carried calm too far.
He couldn't envision his room with her, so he struck her out.
(He built a young man running around in the magnitude of
a seven sibling skyline.)
Witnesses saw her brother.
She heedlessly stayed a credible threat, with the cover of
"severe emotional damages".
For as little as an obsession with the trigger, the authorities found none.
Still in her time, I confessed immediately to the body clad in Television.
Satanic neons?
The intercom wasn't working, so she died.
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
'indie' rock epoch (single edit) [2012]
CHARACTER LIST
MEGATHERIUM -- enormous, lumbering, aging male rock star vocalist
CUVIERONIUS -- MEGATHERIUM'S kick-ass soloist, slightly less enormous and male
TOTO FOIL -- handsome male host of the weekly variety show, THE ROCK
THE MAGNETTES -- 3 scantily clad, extremely hairy, Cro-Magnon-looking female
backing vocalists
backing vocalists
The scene takes place on a gigantic theater stage during the taping of the weekly variety
show, THE ROCK. There is a very enthusiastic live audience present.
show, THE ROCK. There is a very enthusiastic live audience present.
A spotlight suddenly shines on the extreme far left of the
otherwise dim, specially reinforced stage, where
TOTO FOIL stands atop a 10-foot ladder, stretching up
with his microphone to reach the mouth of
MEGATHERIUM. MEGATHERIUM, though resting
on his hind legs and slouching considerably, is still nearly
17 feet tall. TOTO FOIL begins to conduct his ritual
pre-performance interview.
otherwise dim, specially reinforced stage, where
TOTO FOIL stands atop a 10-foot ladder, stretching up
with his microphone to reach the mouth of
MEGATHERIUM. MEGATHERIUM, though resting
on his hind legs and slouching considerably, is still nearly
17 feet tall. TOTO FOIL begins to conduct his ritual
pre-performance interview.
TOTO FOIL So, Mega, this is your 9783rd album, and 51st for relative upstart,
Epic Records. To what do you attribute your staying power, and,
more importantly, your commercial viability?
Epic Records. To what do you attribute your staying power, and,
more importantly, your commercial viability?
MEGATHERIUM (drooling and spitting profusely in an unbelievably loud voice)
GRRRRRR. SCHLOP SCHLOP. BRRAWWWK. GAWWWMP.
GRRRRRR. SCHLOP SCHLOP. BRRAWWWK. GAWWWMP.
TOTO FOIL (wiping spit from his face)
I see, I see. Well certainly, a fan base as substantial as yours is no
joke. Now, as far as the band is concerned, are you and
CUVIERONIUS the only remaining original members?
joke. Now, as far as the band is concerned, are you and
CUVIERONIUS the only remaining original members?
MEGATHERIUM GRRRUMMMP. PUP PUP PUP PUP. RAWR RAWR
REEEEEEER. SCHOOP.
REEEEEEER. SCHOOP.
TOTO FOIL Of course. Those were different times, indeed. And will there be a
tour this time around?
tour this time around?
MEGATHERIUM BRRRAAK. AH RAAR RAAR. EEEORRRP. GAHHRROMP.
TOTO FOIL (turning to face the audience)
Outstanding! Well, are you ready for THE ROCK?
The audience applauds uproariously as MEGATHERIUM
slogs to the center of the now fully lit stage, where he
assumes his position at the microphone beside soloist, CUVIERONIUS.
slogs to the center of the now fully lit stage, where he
assumes his position at the microphone beside soloist, CUVIERONIUS.
TOTO FOIL All right! Then without any further ado, giving the debut
performance of his brand new single, "Extinction", ladies and
gentlemen: MEGATHERIUM!
The anonymous band -- including two guitarists, two
keyboardists, a bassist and a drummer -- launches into a
plodding and monstrous metallic dirge as the crowd goes
absolutely apeshit. The three back-up singers sway
seductively behind MEGATHERIUM and
CUVIERONIUS.
keyboardists, a bassist and a drummer -- launches into a
plodding and monstrous metallic dirge as the crowd goes
absolutely apeshit. The three back-up singers sway
seductively behind MEGATHERIUM and
CUVIERONIUS.
MEGATHERIUM (singing -- in a somewhat surprising, slightly effeminate, almost
Mick Jagger-esque voice)
redundant dumb it
channels tinkle pit
arm under rote
ripe lily backsplash
lapping purple sash
storm tosser vote
advancing seemly
nickel peeling knee
balm blase leap
corpuscle blackboard
dimple leopard lore
loom liar keep
THE MAGNETTES (in sexy, three-part chorus harmony)
shunt ship shirk lip
bunk button tip
lulu looking kong intervene
clip clap kook nap
dip dangle flap
hula singing wrong Pliocene
MEGATHERIUM tornado link lick
tigers tumble sick
hum diddley bow
fantastic armpit
tagging carmel knit
ram instant know
armistice log rule
rifle Buddha fool
clum quarrel tank
Anderson lime horse
doodoo humper course
strum rancid blank
THE MAGNETTES shunt ship shirk lip
bunk button tip
lulu looking kong intervene
clip clap kook nap
dip dangle flap
hula singing wrong Pleistocene
There is a brief drum break, followed by a wave of
applause. MEGATHERIUM stands nearly motionless as
he continues to sing.
MEGATHERIUM underwear fleet loop
tanner dandy stoop
lamb lowly droid
"Supernaut" hawk leave
dreadful mocking weave
calm muscle void
pimp silly lowlife
concert candy strife
harm dildo thief
banister zip crack
after bumble back
roam cancer sheaf
butter boo scrape link clunk ting!
CUVIERONIUS saunters to the edge of the stage, a
portrait of cool. He slowly raises his trunk up from
between his tusks and trumpets forth a wild, technically
proficient solo, the likes of which he's become known for
over the years.
CUVIERONIUS rear roar rear rooooo
rear roar rear rooooo
rear ron ring ron wrinkle roo
rear roar rear rooooo
rear roar rear rooooo
rear run writ right ripple room
rear run writ right ripple room
room
room room room room room room roooooooooooooooooom
riddledeediddledee riddledeediddledee
riddledeediddledee riddledeediddledee
rear roar rear roar rear roar rooooo
riddledeediddledee riddledeediddledee
riddledeediddledee riddledeediddledee
riddledeediddledee riddledeediddledee
rear roar rear roar rear roar rooooo
ooh ooh oooooh
The audience goes apeshit again as the solo ends and
MEGATHERIUM resumes singing.
MEGATHERIUM under limer lean
bloated signer scene
chank chank chank chank chank chank chank uhhh!
candy bar oak me
loser lumpy sea
jam Leggo curd
chandelier snake fat
condo cubist brat
bum uncle nerd
telecast trunk meat
vibing lasso peat
cram fido curl
necromance ding board
zoning afro horde
plum candle merle
THE MAGNETTES shunt ship shirk lip
bunk button tip
lulu looking kong intervene
clip clap kook nap
dip dangle flap
hula singing wrong
MEGATHERIUM (in response)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
THE MAGNETTES shunt ship shirk lip
bunk button tip
lulu looking kong intervene
clip clap kook nap
dip dangle flap
hula singing wrong
MEGATHERIUM ONE MORE TIME!
THE MAGNETTES (bringing it home with some Muscle Shoals soul)
shunt ship shirk lip
shunt ship shirk lip
bunk button tip
lulu looking kong intervene
clip clap kook nap
dip dangle flap
hula singing wrong...
hula singing wrong...
hula singing wrong...
MEGATHERIUM HOLOCENE!!!
And as the final word hangs in the air, and the song comes
to its triumphant conclusion, a series of pyrotechnic
explosions go off at the edge of the stage, including one
that instantly and completely incinerates
MEGATHERIUM. The audience applauds like no other
audience has ever applauded, believing
MEGATHERIUM'S disappearance to be part of the act. CUVIERONIUS, THE MAGNETTES, and the rest of the
band stand stunned for 15 seconds, staring down at the ash
remains of their singer. As the applause begins to die down,
TOTO FOIL runs nervously onto the stage with microphone
in hand.
TOTO FOIL (hesitantly)
That's... "Extinction"... (pause) by MEGATHERIUM.
TOTO FOIL, disconcerted, briefly assumes the staring
position of the band, before finally snapping back into host
mode.
position of the band, before finally snapping back into host
mode.
TOTO FOIL (feigning enthusiasm, issuing a tentative version of his famous
catchphrase)
catchphrase)
Now that's... THE ROCK? (contemplative pause) We'll be right
back after a few words from our sponsors.
back after a few words from our sponsors.
END SCENE
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